You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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