If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
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