we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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