ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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