Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
