it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
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