How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
