I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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