We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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