Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
We named our party play list daddy issues
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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