kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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