What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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