is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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