She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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