This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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