to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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