I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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