I need help removing her.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
My legs feel like baby dolphins
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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