we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
PANTIES FOUND
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