This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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