If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
i out mim tonsoeep
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