she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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