after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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