would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Randomize
