we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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