He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
operation harelip BJ is a go
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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