Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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