I'm drive I can fine osifer
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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