Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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