im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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