I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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