Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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