the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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