Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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