She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
