i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
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