I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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