Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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