Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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