please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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