i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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