oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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