Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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