Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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