cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
