four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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