i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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