Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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