Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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