Don't you send me to vm
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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