Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I will be naked everywhere
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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