Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I touched a dick in church today
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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